For starters, Sheila Zass would be Sheila Zarse.
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1. Harvey would be called "Specto" and Mike would be "Rosso".
2. Louis would be "Littsy".
3. Pearson Hardman would only accept graduates from Sydney Law School.
4. But their office would be located in the Melbourne CBD, on Collins St.
5. Harvey's favourite coffee cart would serve vegemite and avocado scrolls.
6. Rachel would ask for the "USYD" rule to be waived for her; she'd attend Monash Law School.
7. Harvey would represent Michael Clarke, Tim Cahill, Adam Scott, Grant Hackett, and all of the Collingwood Magpies.
9. The show's theme song would be "A Fight About Money" by Powderfinger.
10. Harvey's apartment would be in Southbank overlooking the Yarra River.
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11. Sheila Zass would be named Sheila Zarse.
12. No one would say "goddamn". They'd just say "fuck" and it wouldn't be a big deal.
13. Jessica Pearson would be a strong independent intelligent, Indigenous woman who is enriched but not defined by her ethnicity.
14. Mike would live in Richmond.
15. Sheila would live in Sydney, probably somewhere in Vaucluse.
16. James Packer and Gina Rinehart would have made cameos.
17. Louis's catchphrase would be "Don't be Shithouse. Be Litthouse."
18. Other phrases would include "Beat the Litt out of them", "Litt's your uncle", "Off ya Litts", "Litt's hit the fan", and "You just got Littfaced".
19. Donna would reclaim the word "Ranga".